Sophia jokes

Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.

Midget: Hey! What’s up?

Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!

What is Sophia’s favourite song?

"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.

Why did Sophia cross the road?

To eat her nuggies!

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.

God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.