Sophia jokes

Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.

Midget: Hey! What’s up?

Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!

What is Sophia’s favourite song?

"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.

Why did Sophia cross the road?

To eat her nuggies!

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

How do you spell ihop?

Then spell ihop and say "ness".

#takemebacksophie

God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?