Sophia jokes

Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.

Midget: Hey! What’s up?

Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!

What is Sophia’s favourite song?

"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.

Why did Sophia cross the road?

To eat her nuggies!

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

How do you spell ihop?

Then spell ihop and say "ness".

God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.

Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?