Society jokes
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.