So jokes

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!