So Long jokes
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill.
Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill, "To build this still will take so long."
Jill said to Jack, "Well, f--k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill!"
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.