What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Snatch Jokes
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!