Smash Bros jokes
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
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