Small Person jokes
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.