Small Person jokes
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
Small People.
Midget
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.