What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"