Small Person jokes

What do you call an ice skating dwarf?

A midget spinner.

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression.

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

Me: "Are you ok sir?"

Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.

Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?