Small Person jokes

What do you call an ice skating dwarf?

A midget spinner.

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression.

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

Me: "Are you ok sir?"

Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

Me: "Well, which one are ya?"