Small Person jokes

What do you call an ice skating dwarf?

A midget spinner.

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression.

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

Me: "Are you ok sir?"

Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.