It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard, that the dinosaurs can see it now.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves untill they are wanted, I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves then I stopped them then told them to punch themselves. The next day a saw a dead orphan.
I was in the bedroom slapping ur girl, harder than will at the oscars
Knock knock
Who's there?
The KGB
The KGB wh-
*slaps* I will ask the queistons here
Guy asked me what I do for a living. Now I'm not old enough to get a job so I said nothing. He asked me again so I said, "Your wife" The guy goes to slap me but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered him beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer” DAMN YOU PESSI
You can slap,punch,knock out a Orphan,what will they do they dont have parents-
my mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. i didnt know what she doing but she grab my cock and started sucking. then i found out on porn she was doing deep throat. a couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, i thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. i cried for 5 hours. luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want? because what are they gonna, tell their parents?
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
yo mama so fat that will smith could slap her from a mile away
will smiths slap was like 9/11. it came in unexpectedly and will go down in history
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.” Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub- GO TO BED OR SLAP YOUR SPOTS OF YOU
when you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands. 20 minutes later them slapping you with the belt.
When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. 👏🏻
Why can u slap a Orphan? are they going to tell mommy.
"Hey is that a peach?" *gets slapped on the butt* "Noted."
