The at three people in a plane it is about to crash there is trump,Obama,nine year old girl, but only 2 para- soots Obama says "oh my I need one I need to protect my family" so he jumps off! Trump says "oh I am the smartest man in the world I must take it" so he jumps off 9 year old- welp I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
Why don't ophans go skydiving
BC they don't have the Morley
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life
My son always said he wanted to skydive so we went on a plane and mid flight we have to jump out the only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!
