I took my friend skydiving ones and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute then I remembered he was emo
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving it caused a global panic.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef
If at first, you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you
why dont you take emo skydiving they cut the rope
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
you dont need a parachute to go skydiving you only need a parachute to go skydifing twice
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
The at three people in a plane it is about to crash there is trump,Obama,nine year old girl, but only 2 para- soots Obama says "oh my I need one I need to protect my family" so he jumps off! Trump says "oh I am the smartest man in the world I must take it" so he jumps off 9 year old- welp I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
Why don't ophans go skydiving
BC they don't have the Morley
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life
My son always said he wanted to skydive so we went on a plane and mid flight we have to jump out the only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
