Skinny Person jokes

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.