Skele Ton jokes

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"

That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!

How much do the bones in your body weigh?

A skele-ton!