Sith jokes
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.