Sinking ship jokes

Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"

Trump: "Screw the women and children!"

Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”

Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”

Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.

Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"