Ruv jokes
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
It's not rape if you're both crying.
Memes
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
Russia.
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
