Shyness jokes

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.