Shortest

Shortest Jokes

I tried to right the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two word joke, which was Dwarf Shortage. its just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.