Shortest jokes
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Life's too short to want it.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.