Shortest jokes
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.