Short stature jokes
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
I'M SHORTTT!
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Like if you're short.
My sister is so short she can't walk.