Shooting Range memes

What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?

My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.

I took a special needs child to a shooting range.

Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."