Shithole jokes

Ted Cruz

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

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  • Post

    "Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."

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    Memes

    Anal Sex

    What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

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  • Diarrhea

    Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

    When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

    I said, "I shit you not."

    Black Hole

    Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.

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  • Wish

    A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"

    So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."

    The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"

    Community

    To everyone saying this site is dead: it’s summer dumbfuck! Of course nobody’s coming to this shithole during break, it will be better once the school year starts, and boy will it be fucking nice to see everyone spam racial slurs and Kys’s again like good old times. I’ve missed this place, see you all soon! And RIP Wade.

    People of WJE! I’m officially announcing a one week break from this dearly beloved shithole of a site. I’m sorry to spring this on you all of a sudden, but I feel it’s necessary for a variety of reasons I’d rather not delve into right now. I’ll be back next Friday, but until then I will be completely off the site, no exceptions. I’ll be checking uwu consistently if anyone wants to talk to me, but I won’t come to the site if you ask me to. Have a great week everyone!