New Shes Jokes - Page 166 - Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

Who’s the hottest girl in the world?

Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.

A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”

A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.

Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?

A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"

The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."

I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.

She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."