There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
