Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.
A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
