Shaving jokes

Sir, I mustache you a question...

Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.

"Knock knock?"

"Mustache."

"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.

Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.