Sexually transmitted infection jokes

While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?

Standing ovation!

Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?

A: Gonorrhea.

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.