Sexually transmitted infection jokes

While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?

Standing ovation!

Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?

A: Gonorrhea.

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.

Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.

A fake name and a fake phone number.