Sexually transmitted infection jokes

While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?

A: Gonorrhea.

What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?

Standing ovation!

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

What do you call an STD?

Elenji.

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"