Sexual Relationship jokes

What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

Tug of whore.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.