What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Sexual Relationship Jokes
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.