Sexual fetish jokes

Necrophiliac

65 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

Necrophilia

357 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.

64 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A screenshot of an online personal ad. The headline reads 'I need a female to fart in my mouth - m4w - 34 (Detroit)'. Below the headline, there is a photo of a man and his age listed as 'age : 34'. The ad text reads: 'I want a big beautiful black lady here in Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just want you to get on the couch and bend over so I can open my mouth wrap my lips around your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long filling up my mouth, while I masturbate.'

Sexual fetish memes

Man

4 views · HumanDoormat · 3 years ago

F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!

Wife

166 views · Autterpop · 3 years ago

A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”

The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?

Heterosexual men

153 views · Anonymous · 5 years ago

Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.