Sexual fetish jokes
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
I fucked a wall.