Sex dolls jokes
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims? It blows itself up!!
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.