Binge jokes

How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:

"Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:

"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."

The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:

"How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

How do Chinese parents name their children?

Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!