Binge jokes

If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:

"Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:

"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."

The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:

"How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."

I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.

I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

I'm back on BIGO Live.

Bunger.

Getting ready for gangbang.

How do Chinese parents name their children?

Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.