Seoul jokes

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have soul.

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."