Scott

Scott Jokes

Music

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

Firefighter

Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

Pedophile

EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

Country

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Vegetable

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

Coffin

Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

Man 3: Me first!