Historian jokes

What is the origin of the glory hole?

The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.

The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

My dad and I went to the hospital once, and he said he'd be fine and it'd only take a few minutes.

Lying bastard never came out.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."