School sales jokes

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?

Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.

I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.

I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"

The woman replies, "No, why?"

The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."