School field trip jokes
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."