What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: CUZ I JUST BIT MY TOUNG!!! (Drama scene)
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.
A twin engine has two engines. If one engine stops, the othe will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife in his car and know one could see him. He threw the body out the car and thew the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife is dead and to come to the sene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops amediently arrested him. Why? ANSWER: The cops never said qhere the sene of the crime is.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene? He didnt have the guts to see it.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
A German went to France for a holiday and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
