Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene? He didnt have the guts to see it.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
