Scariest jokes
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
