Scariest jokes
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
