I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read? The waffle iron.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison? How rare they are.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
