Scan jokes
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
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Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!