Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."
