Billy: hay kid why are you sad
Orphan: oh I'm waiting for my parents
Billy: oh and how long have you been here
Orphan: about 200 years
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
My dog died I'm so sad
Orphans are lonely
why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck
It’s sad some one has ligma
why are orphans sad? don't ask or their parents may... oh wait carry on
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
I wanted to make a Joke about Homeworks,but sadly im an Orphan
What’s an orphans least favourite drink
Milk because his parents never came back with it
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans parents
The clock actually comes back around
i went on a orphan website,sadly there was no home page
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
Like if u cry everytime.
What is death hell because there is no brige to heven
What do you call a animal in space just death because you need a space suit
What do you do when your sad nothing because you are just crying aobut something happening to you
what do you call it when you are very sad in panera bread
Panera Dread
