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Duck

7 years ago

What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.

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    Girlfriend

    1 year ago
    A rubber duck with a red ball gag and a leather harness with spikes. The text reads: "People say my girlfriend acts like a friendly duck. Never getting out of my head."
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  • Duck

    6 months ago
    A rubber duck is talking to a young duckling. The speech bubble above says, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT PLASTIC SURGERY!!!"
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  • Duck

    7 months ago

    IM now only doing duck memes

    The image shows two panels. On the left, there's a photo of a white duck wearing a sailor outfit. On the right, there's a large yellow rubber duck floating in water near a city. The text in the left panel says, "Sorry, everyone, but the world's greatest splay has been achieved." The text in the right panel says, "Canada has a $200,000 rubber duck that just floats around for no reason."
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  • Duck

    7 months ago
    The image shows a green rubber duck with the face of Shrek, sitting on a small blue pond with two brown ducks. Below the duck is the text "SHRUCK".
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  • Duck

    7 months ago
    A giant yellow rubber duck sits in the water with a city and pier in the background. The text above the duck says, "BOW BEFORE ME" and the text below the duck says, "PATHETIC HUMANS".
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