Rubber Duck jokes

What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

A duck walks into a bar. The duck says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." Then the duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "NO!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No, and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Well then, bartender, got any bread?"

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt, quack!

I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.