What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread
What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table it was a ROYAL FLUSH
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Goes to school with blue suppresed pistol #1victory royals
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?
Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.
