Roman Numeral jokes

A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"

A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"

You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?

All they have is IVs!

How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?

Add the "S."

IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.

A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"