Roamin jokes

What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?

Roamin’ Numerals.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.

Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!