Roamin jokes

What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?

Roamin’ Numerals.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Robin's gay.

Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!