Roamin jokes
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
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I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!