Ringtone

Ringtone jokes

Boy

  • A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"

    He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"

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  • Meme

  • Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

    Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

    Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

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  • Teacher

  • A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:

    "My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."

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  • Dick

  • Best thing ever right here.

    So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

    Community talk

  • The Weeknd:] I understand, your body wants it I know your thoughts, oh you 'bout it, 'bout it You're a big girl, and it's your world And I'ma let you do it how you (Wanna, girl, I'll)

    Ride with it, ride with it I know you know, I know you wanna ride with it Don't be shy with it, I'll supply with it I got you, girl, oh, I got it, girl With your Louis V. bag, tats on your arms High heel shoes make you six feet tall Ev… Read more