Rhino

Rhino Jokes

Cross

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

Life

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

Zookeeper

Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.

Unicorn

Here's some of my weird jokes:

What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.

Grape

What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?

Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.