They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room, then my T.V. started to float out the window. I said "drop it nig-"
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying "This isn't working". I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine
Why can't a orphan watch T.V.
Because it can't find the home button
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments
