Reggae jokes

Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?

Because there's no space jam.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?

Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."