Regatta jokes

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"

He turns, he shoots!

And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...