Recreational drug use jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

What is the highest number?

420.

Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.

Plus, she's too young to smoke.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...